a laugh a minute

Learning to use a voice-recognition computer program, I was excited about the prospect of finally being able to write more accurately than I type. First I read out loud to the computer for about an hour to train it to my voice, then I opened a clean page and dictated a nursery  rhyme to see the magic. The computer recorded:
'Murry fed a little clam, its fleas was bright and slow.' (reader's digest)