e-mail

A colleague asked if I knew what to do about a computer problem that was preventing her from getting e-mail. After calling the help desk, I told my colleague that e-mail was being delayed to check for a computer virus. 'It's a variant of the I Love You virus, only worse,' I said. 'What could be worse,' my single colleague asked wryly, 'the Let's Just Be Friends virus?' (J Kelly)