Magic of the Internet

My fifty-something friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her mother to the magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access the popular ask.com site, and we told her it could answer any question she had. Nancy's mother was very sceptical until Nancy said, 'It's true Mum. Think of something to ask it.' As I sat with fingers poised over the keyboard, Nancy's mother thought a minute, then responded, 'How is Aunt Helen feeling?' (C.Burns)