Videotape

I thought I had finally come up with a plan to convince Susan, my continually harried friend, that she needed to find ways to relax. I invited her to dinner, and while I was busy cooking, she agreed to watch my videotape on stress management and relaxation techniques. Fifteen minutes later, she came into the kitchen and handed me the tape. 'But it's a 70-minute video,' I replied. 'You couldn't have watched the whole thing.' 'Yes. I did.' Susan assured me. 'I put it on fast -forward.' (a orchel)