Best Holiday Medicine

Splashing out on a luxury holiday,my wife and I arrived at our five-star hotel. When we walked into the marble foyer, we began to feel out of place, as the other guests all looked so wealthy.
"McDonald," I said to the receptionist when we checked in. Looking us up and down in
disdain, the receptionist answered, " Down the road, first street on the right."(quoted)
...a laugh is like aspirin, but most of the time it works faster!