The Gynaecologist

While my wife was in the gynaecologist's busy waiting room, a mobile phone rang. A woman answered it, and for the next few minutes, she explained her symptoms to the caller in intimate detail, and what she suspected might be wrong. Suddenly the conversation shifted, and the woman said, 'Him? That's over.'
Then she added, 'Can we talk about this later? It's rather personal, and I'm in a room full of people.'
Alan Roberts