Life in These Times

I purchased a new desktop-publishing program that surprised me by containing a make-a-paper-aeroplane option. I decided to give it a try. After I selected the plane I wanted, the software gave me a choice of ac-
cessories available for my plane, including a stick-up tail, adjustable flaps and an AM/FM radio. Out of curiosity I chose the AM/FM radio. The program responded with a message box stating: 'Come on, be serious. These are paper aeroplanes.' (reader's digest)